You couldn't make it up

Some years back I decided to bail out of HW (I believe it's got better since) due to compromised quality of life due to anti-social behavior, not being able to use the Centra and rumour mongering from nearby DCC tenants (single bloke, in his 30's, 2+2=5 if you get my drift), meanwhile all the time this is going on this characters living just down the road.

Hang on a sec, weren't I supposed to be the local weirdo?